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im not a monkey, im a scientist 

A phrase commonly used by that really overpowered looking gorilla/scientist bitch who in reality has a pussy tickling gun and needs to be buffed.
Reaper :Get tf back 2 the zoo u monkey cunt

Winston: Im not a monkey, im a scientist

Im about to monkey 

when it is hot outside and it’s to the point of exhaustion or likely to cut up/show your ass from the heat
Im about to monkey out here! I almost monkey 3 times today!

Im getting money 

A 3 in a half min. song by 2pac telling that he's getting money and what he does, such as he's up before sunrise and how he is going to fuck his bitch, she's getting paid today.
A song named St8 Ballin' has almost the same words to Im Getting Money, just different beat.

i'm bout ta monkey 

Southern word for "i'm burning up, it's so hott"
Hot in herrree
"Man I'm bout ta monkey it's so damn hott"
"Let me take off my jacket before i monkey."
"It's so hott in this club I'm bout ta monkey, damn!
i'm bout ta monkey by Reddgurl February 5, 2010

I'm not made of money

No, but you've got lots of it in da bank!!
An excellent example of how da saying "I'm not made of money" can be very deceptive (i.e., da speaker is actually "loaded") would be Ethan Couch's infamous "affluenza" defense --- he never claimed dat he or any of his family-members were actually constructed of hundred-dollar bills, but he was still indirectly bragging about how wealthy they were.

I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me 

I'm not letting you steal my future.
Hym "I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me. This has nothing to do with my identity. You're not ever going to make the point you're trying to make and you don't care in the first place because doing this to me allows you to do something you could never do on your own."