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Humid-a-tittie 

Irritation to the undercarriage of the female breast due to the combined effects of environmental heat, tight under garments and dim titties being plump AF.

Common Side Effects: Tender red patches in the folds of the breast, tit zits, chest wetness, a general sense of irritability.

Not so rare, serious side effects: Placing any absorbent material in the cleavage crook, going braless in the office, asking for a divorce.

When to call a Doctor: Serious consideration of a breast reduction.
Either Rebecca missed her mouth at the water fountain again or she’s got a severe case of humid-a-tittie.
Humid-a-tittie by AmeDame July 9, 2021

Humidititties 

Underboob sweat girls get when it's hot and humid. (Also happens to guys with man boobs, or Moobs.)
Omg I have such bad humidititties, it's so hot out, Fuck my life.
Humidititties by Boston y Amor August 25, 2016

humititties 

When sweat gathers around ones breasts.
It's so hot, i have humititties.

I can't wear grey tops in this heat. It shows the outline of my humitittes.
humititties by OGT2017 July 5, 2017

Humidititties 

Good lawd, it’s so hot in here I got humidititties!

humidititties 

When a woman's/fat man's chest area produces a large amount of sweat.
It's so hot today, I've got a bad case of humidititties. Please pass a towel quickly.

humidititties 

when the weather is causing swamp ass for the upper portion of your body. use in lieu of "boob sweat".
It's so hot out that I'm experiencing humidititties.
humidititties by beastiecakes July 30, 2017