Human Kite 

Its that thing when you tie a string to a midget in a windbreaker and then run through a field.

Fly a human kite in Central Park with your mom!

Human Kite by lithuanianminion June 2, 2011

Human Kite 

Where one male can insert his penis into another males anus, as the penis is inserted, the other male clinches his butt cheeks, bends over and runs. Imitating a flying kite.

He clinches my penis in his butt cheeks and bends over and starts to run, treating me like a "Human Kite".

Human Kite by bremstone September 2, 2009

The Human Kite 

The Superhero Alter-ego of Kyle Brovloski who can fly and shoot lasers with his eyes. A member of Coon and Friends. A parody of Superman.

Here's an exosuit for the day The Human Kite betrays me. - The Coon

The Human Kite by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

Esprit D'Humanité 

The feeling one gets when playing Cards Against Humanity. When the card you drew would have been perfect for the round you just played.

Goddamnit! I just drew "The Holocaust"! That would have been perfect for that last card! Such Esprit D'Humanité! - Disgruntled Cards Against Humanity player.

Esprit D'Humanité by Dr Johnsoñ January 27, 2014

humaniterrorist

An disingenuous human rights activist who uses a non-governmental organization (NGO) to cloak a pernicious political agenda, while espousing or inciting violence, as well supporting or cooperating with terrorist organizations.

In a June 2010 episode of The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert referred to the Gaza Freedom Flotilla as "an armada of humaniterrorists."

humaniterrorist by GolM September 16, 2012

Humanitension 

Humanitension: The persistent tension and unease surrounding global issues that impact humanity as a whole, encompassing concerns related to climate change, social justice, and political instability, leading to a chronic state of low-level anxiety and apprehension.

As she scrolled through the news headlines, a sense of humanitension weighed upon her, the chronic unease and worry about global crises and challenges leaving her feeling both compelled to take action and overwhelmed by the magnitude of the world's problems.

Humanitension by Kewk July 2, 2023

Humanitee 

a woman who is severly overweight and
wearing skippy clothing eating a double wopper at burger king.

Also spelled Humanatee

You will know one when you see one

Humanitee by Emerson Falcon March 24, 2005