When a guy fully agrees to a friend's invitation or plan, and then blows it off for weed or vagina instead. Usually includes a far-fetched followup excuse.
Nate (three days later via txt): "Sorry bro, wanted to to go out but had to work on my ex-boss's laptop all weekend"
Trev: "Ya right dude. I could tell it was a hossibility"
The opposite of, and sometimes masquarading as, urban beautification. An act, usually by a municiple authority, that in its attempt to regenerate an area destroys any soul or attractiveness it once contained. Town planning gone wrong.