Hoeitus 

A person (who has a contagious make belief disease) who became a hoe all of a sudden. With the "disease", they tend to hang out with people (or a person) they like/love in a somewhat sexual way. They spend more time with them, other than their own friends who they used to hang out with on a regular basis.

Herpina: Hey Derpina where you going? Hey!! Derpina where are you going?! You're not gonna hang out with us afterschool again?!
Derp: I think she has hoeitus..

Herpina: *Sniff sniff* Whats that smell?!?!
Friends: HHHOOOEEEE-IIITTUUUSSSSSSS!!
Derpina: *Turns around* I know you guys are talking about me!
Friends: Lolol.

Hoeitus by Not a Lolicon November 2, 2013

hoeitis 

Hoeitis is a condition not a disease. Symptoms primarily include attraction to hoes, smoking (and/or licking) crack and credit card debt.

Damn homie! Did you see that chongo trying to be pimping it with that hoe?! That bitch is making him write bad checks! He's got a bad case of hoeitis!

hoeitis by Señor Drop Trou July 23, 2016

Hoeitis 

The deadliest disorder known to history. When a female is so horny she decides to cheat on her bf

Yo my girl developed hoeitis and cheated on me. That whore

Hoeitis by Mooseking69 October 5, 2019

Hoitus Coitus 

When someone engages in very formal sexual activity.

I thought Sharon would be crazy in bed, but instead she preferred hoitus coitus!

Hoitus Coitus by Kotor39 May 16, 2010

Hoeitis 

Disease that usually occurs after a break-up. Gives the person a sudden urge to constantly go out and take on the world. Person becomes very open and is "wid it for whatever".Symptoms include drinking for weeks, always wanting to go out and engage in clubs and bars.

IT IS CONTAGIOUS, STAY HOME IF YOU DON'T WANT TO CATCH IT

"Yo my hoeitis is on 100 tonight"
"Girllllllll, you got hoeitis"
"My ex won't stop going out, she got hoeitis"

Hoeitis by Diqueashley May 2, 2016

Hoetitus 

When William is ditched by Ron. Moreover, a term used to describe the bailing of friends

YO ROOONN why you catching hoetitus bro! FPM (free pool monday) Come chill!

Hoetitus by Heyscreams March 31, 2017