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Stress relief lolly invented by some bogans from Logan, so that more people shall enter the glory of Valhalla. PAKISTANI FOREVER
Mike: Man, I've been feeling a little stressed lately, the doctor told me I had emphysema type-A and I don't know what to do?.

Jeffrey: Boy oh Boy, I've got the treat for you. Try a Hoblo, it'll make your day bruv.

Mike: omnomnom....Oh damn, this stuffs rad, it's almost as good as crack cocaine, cheers man.
Hoblo by PAKISTANIVETERAN September 15, 2020
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hobocore 

Hobocore describes a person who chooses to ride freight trains, squat, travel and stay politically minded, while making sure to drink every day. Is usually an ex dope-fiend and generally from the Midwest, though not usually found there. Dreadlocks, facial tattoos, haggard patch-pants and prison time are common, though not required. Hobocore kids are often self-proclaimed anarchists, though usually banned from the local anarchist hangouts. Hobocore music is "anarcho-crusty-folk-rap".
Shit, I ain't as dumb as you think
I can make a bomb with the shit that's under your sink...
Desperate refugee, hop a freight with me
Shoot a pack in the back of the alley
I'm not bullshitting, we really live this way
Hobocore, aka it's lil jay
hobocore by $kot May 24, 2007
"I'm not a vagrant... I'm a hobo. Big difference."

"Maybe you'll end up like me, a hobo with a shotgun."
hobo by natalie portmanteaux January 27, 2021

hobo pussy 

The five o'clock shadow that occurs not too long after a girl shaves her pussy.
Man, my face is all chafed from going down on this girl with hobo pussy.
hobo pussy by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011
A questionable white powdered substance usually purchased from a shifty character, stereotypically homeless. When consumed users experience a slight buzz followed by: nausea, paranoia, a need to shit & in worst case scenarios a urge to become homeless.
Antonym: Primo
Mac: sniff, sniff “Ah shit, it’s hobocaine”
Mitch: sniff, sniff “I don’t feel so good.”
Mac: “ I think I might sleep rough tonight.”
Hobocaine by S.Squelch January 7, 2020

hobocumphobia 

The fear of a homeless person ejaculating on you whilst you sleep.
Ron: So why can't you sleep on the subway again?
Greg: I already told you, bro! I have hobocumphobia!
hobocumphobia by RonnieBoy October 18, 2010