Hjalte

A person of very great intellect, carrying massive amounts of "weight" in his pants (If you catch my drift).
With his great fashion sense and charisma he beats other people with his massive cocks, yes you heard me right, multiple.

He enjoys freestyling, and thinks his rap game is on point. He enjoys playing violent and graphic hentai VR games and Minecraft.

"Omg that guy's dick is so incredibly large, he's such a Hjalte. I am edging currently"
"Omg same, I am incredibly moist"

Hjalte by Bigdicknibba2008 December 11, 2019

Hjalte

A humungus person with a great sense of fashion and music. He exclusively listens to rap and actually freestyles in his free time.

He enjoys slapping people with his immense package (I'm talking about his massive cocks, yes multiple.)

"That guy's such a Hjalte, MMmmm"
"I'm so moist, because of that thicc Hjalte"

Hjalte by Bigdicknibba2008 December 11, 2019

Hjalte

Dude who randomly reads german poems out loud

Hey i dare you to do a Hjalte

is that a Hjalte? no just Goethe

Hjalte by The German boy February 7, 2013

Hjalte

Hjalte is your friend who is a master ninja. He may say that's he is not, but deep down you know it's true

You: hey are you a ninja?!

Hjalte: ehhhhhhhhhh, No! no im not.

Hjalte by ahkkha June 3, 2019

Hjalte

A friend you know, who is secretly a ninja. He will deny that he is a ninja, what ever you say

You: Hey Hjalte. Are you a ninja?

Friend: no... no im not

Hjalte by ahkkha June 5, 2019

Hjalte

Hjalte is a fucking sexy beast with a 19,5 inch cock

Girl 1. See that spicy guy over there?

Girl 2. Yeah he is such a Hjalte

Hjalte by Hoppegeden December 2, 2016

Hjalte

Hjalte is the best human being in the intire world. He has a HUGE cock and he likes rap music. He freestyles and is good at it, maybe even the best. He likes cats and every emo goth girl loves him.

Emo girl: I love Hjalte so much, he is so cute and handsome OMG
Hjalte: Cool, wanna go out
Emo girl: OMG YESSS

Hjalte by VeryCoolPerson.com February 2, 2023