Hat Fuck 

When a male inserts his penis into the little hole of a hat where you can adjust the tightness of the hat.

Jack: "Man, my dick really hurts from lastnight..."
Jeff: "From what now?"
Jack: "I hat fucked my flatbrim hat because my wife wasn't in the mood."

Hat Fuck by BlackLaceThong May 30, 2016

Fuck-Hat

One whom is constantly and unnecessarily cruel or "asshole-like" to anyone they so perceive as a potential threat/cock-block to future sexual shenanigans.

Steve: "Hey you know what Adam, fuck you!"

Adam: "What the hell? You're just being a fuck-hat because you don't want me to get in the way of you potentially penetrating my sister!"

Fuck-Hat by CMallinson December 20, 2008

fuck hat 

Not a fuck coat, or a fuck shirt, pants, or even shoes, it is infact a fuck hat:

1) you fuck the hat making it a fuck hat.

2) used as a word meaning asshole, dick, basterd, deusch bad, etc.

3) a word usually said when your high and forgotten soon after you sober up.

1) Wheres my fuck hat?
2) Stop being such a fuck hat.
3) hMmm haha oh yeaaaa hahahaa fuck hat HAHAAHAA.

fuck hat by pLaYaMaGiC11 May 1, 2005

fuck your hat 

An expression given to another person who is annoying, or full of bullshit, used to insult the person and suggesst that they are useless.

"Yeah, so what if you bought a new tv! Go fuck your hat!"

fuck your hat by Ryan Knox September 5, 2005

fuck my hat, I didn't know that 

Rhyming expression for use when you really didn't know something, and were maybe even the last person on earth to find out. Goes to show you really do learn something new every day.

'You mean you can't get pregnant by sharing a facecloth? Fuck my hat, I didn't know that!'

fuck my hat, I didn't know that by mockschmock December 9, 2006

go fuck your hat

Your a cluster fuck of stupidity.

Could you kindly go fuck your hat.

go fuck your hat by Fat Tampon 5309 March 12, 2021

Fuck it hat 

When you are completely over something and have no more fucks to give, and just say “fuck it”

Ok, all but three presents under your Christmas tree look like a badger wrapped them.

Yah, after the third one I put on my fuck it hat.

Fuck it hat by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023