Gym 

The place you get in car to go to but always end up in the McDonald's across the street.

Yah we all see you sweating but that's cause it's hot in that McDonald's and your fat isn't helping.

Stop lying to your wife about going, she knows you don't.

The reason we eat so much.

"Oh I'll just burn it off at the gym"-you
"You mean the drive to Golden Coral..."-me
"yah..."-you

Gym by a4m0nkey February 2, 2015

gym 

A holy temple to those who do not have a serious job and are not attending college. A gym usually has free weights, weight machines, benches, and a track or track machines for cardio workouts.

To utilize the power of the gym, one must be there for a majority of the days of the week, a few hours at a time, working on different areas of the body each day. Do not be one of the idiots who goes there just to bench press... that is a guido workout and will give you nothing but man boobs.

After work, I spent the rest of the day at the gym working on my calves and abs to tone them up.

gym by The Sub March 10, 2005

Gym 

The place where you go to lose weight and get in shape. Can also have muscular girls for you to look at while you do your sets, reps, etc.

The gym is basically heaven for me, but not for lazy asses.

Gym by Ramsy Norris August 7, 2021

gym 

A place a lot of ppl some consider visiting. But then again a lot of ppl don't make improvements there because either they're too lazy or they're too busy looking at girls/guys.

guy 1: Shit I've been pumping iron at the gym for 4 months and nothing's happening.
guy 2: You dumbass you can't walk in to a gym and stare at hot
girls and expect to at muscles.

gym by performance enhancing drugs November 12, 2006

gym 

a gymnasium(an abbreviation)

Go work out at the gym and get off my case.

gym by The Return of Light Joker March 18, 2008

Gym 

Dinner date

I am going to the gym tonight

Gym by Z1792 March 19, 2019

Gym 

A place where you go to do exercises and work out,

A place where fat people go to try and loose weight,

A place where cheating married women go to start up affairs behind their hard working husbands back

A place for posers

Lets go to the gym I wanna flex my muscles and lift them weights to proove I'm the toughest and bulkiest man down the gym

Gym by Harry69 March 6, 2011