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The maker of bruh moments, slayer of hoes and tramps. kicks ass, smokes hella grass, and sleds really fucking fast.

like a chad, chode, or bruv, but generic
me; "dude did you see kenny last night at the party"?
bruh; " Hell yeah man, hes a fucking guice"!
Guice by the magical E of oz April 27, 2020
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A type of parasite. Someone who holds himself/herself in the highest regard in spite of the fact he or she is an utter twatwaffle. The liquid left over in a douchebag after the douching is done.
Wow did you see Kenny trying to game that girl out of her tips? He's such a Guice.
Guice by SpaceRat August 9, 2017
The internet way of saying "guys". Also a way to sound retarded on the interweb.
"HEY GUICE WUTS UP"
Guice by GGQ February 13, 2009

Heavy Guice 

A phrase used to describe consuming large amount of marijuana and being high.
You know the routine on NFL Sunday is heavy guice and ordering door dash.
Heavy Guice by Darius Doison November 3, 2023

derrius guice 

G.O.A.T.
Army Bowl MVP
Fastest RB to 1k yards in LSU program history

8.0 YPC (leads the nation)
Dha-sickest
1300+ yards (as a backup), leading the SEC
Guice is just the best running back okay people
Derrius Guice emotionally and spiritually hurt the Arkansas defense
derrius guice by 24Flavorz January 23, 2017

guinea pig shots 

The act of holding one's beveridge above one's head and against a wall. Then tilting the drink back and proceeding to suckle the liquid from the container as a guinea pig would water from its water bottle.
I blew so many chunks last night from all the guinea pig shots we were taking; it was a wild night.

"Dude! Guinea pig this Burnett's with me! Go Deacs!!!!"