Grunion 

Grunion (noun): a slut. Terminology inspired by a type of fish that reproduces by getting jizzed on in a hole in the sand.

Guy 1: "She's kinda cute."
Guy 2: "Don't do it bro. That girl is a grunion."

Grunion by tspam752 September 26, 2017

grunion 

a dirty, stinky indivdual, usually female, with several disgusting habits.

My coworker is such a grunion, she smells like B.O., her hair is so nappy, and she clears her throat every thirty seconds.

grunion by Rcobbs13 February 12, 2006

grunion 

A short co-worker that snorts all day long.

"Stacy is a grunion" or "Damn that Grunion she keeps on snorting"

grunion by Rob July 23, 2004

grunion 

a miniscule amount of a substance (usually marijuana) which is usually bummed from a friend or not obtained at all.

" C'mon Bro , You dont even have a grunion to spot me ?

grunion by Santiago Slim February 3, 2012

Grunion 

When a male's member or penis is wider then long. A deformed rarity of sorts that causes odd reactions.

Ibe's grunion made the girl laugh her ass off. This here grunion'll make you squirm bitch.

Grunion by Raphael the camel December 26, 2005

grunion 

1. Colloquial term for the (mercifully) mostly defunct Grand Union grocery chain.
2. Dick cheese.

You are apt to find some grunion (2) in the Wisconsin aisle of the Grunion (1).

grunion by vmx February 25, 2009

Grunion 

The term grunions is used to describe ground bunions. These can be used as jam, glue, and toothpaste. They are most popular with the hooded figures that openly steal babies. The one under the slide in the elementary school playground does not care for them, however.

"Yum, that grunion paste really hit the spot!"

Grunion by Rainbowunicornj December 20, 2014