Green Balls 

Its like Blue Balls, but instead of sex, its weed. Hence the green.

Stoner 1: DUDE I HAVNT SMOKED IN SO LONG!! I NEED WEED SO BAD IT HURTS!!

Stoner 2: Dude you got like Green Balls maaaaan

Green Balls by Dylan Bigvanilla January 21, 2011

Green Balls 

Its a special variation of blue balls when you have a raging blue balls hard on but you need to pee really bad also. But you can't pee until your boner goes down. yellow + blue = green balls

I never should have tried to have sex before the funeral, it never works. Now I have the worst green balls and my bladder is going to be exploding for all of Uncel Mort's stupid eulogy speech. Thanks a lot Mom.

Green Balls by Bongman7 February 20, 2011

Green Balls 

Similar to blue balls, green balls occur when you are getting head from your girl, but she throws up on your balls mid session, leaving them green.

Bro I got worse than blue balls, my girl gave me green balls last night!

Green Balls by Colton Moore June 17, 2018

Green Balls 

When a completely straight guy gets involuntarily aroused by another guy (not necessarily lustfully, simply arousal). A very awkward situation. Green balls cannot happen to a gay dude. One must be straight in order to get green balls.

"Jeff got green balls when Nathan reached over his lap to grab his soda."

Green Balls by Aprice January 14, 2008

green balls 

When you think you're going to get weed/high but you dont. like 'blue balls'

"I smoked a whole blunt of some dank ass shit and didnt get high. talk about green balls."

"I got some serious green balls at that party cause there was no weed to freeload."

green balls by kee stains March 29, 2007

green balls 

the agonizing state of seething envy experienced when your friends score and you do not, esp. when with a girl you fancy.

i got such green balls when i heard that john nailed julie...sigh

green balls by the grin reefer March 8, 2009

Green Balls 

The state of being in which one is deprived of Call of Duty for extended periods of time. Similar to the condition of testicular congestion commonly referred to as "blue balls".

"Dude, I've got the green balls so bad. I'm only sixteen M9 kills away from getting my tactical knife! I haven't been able to play in almost a week!"

Green Balls by Black Mariah February 11, 2010