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Gray Banana 

An occurrence that happens when a male is having vaginal intercourse (usually in bed) and falls asleep with the penis still inserted. The male wakes up to find his flaccid penis soggy and curved, with a gray tint to it - resembling a banana.
Male 1: Dude! Michelle and I were soo tired last night!
Male 2: Did you fuck her?
Male 1: Yeah, but I woke up with a gray banana dude!
Gray Banana by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016
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Gray Banana 

When you melt crayons and drip the wax on your man's dick then lick it off
Oh babe, that gray banana you're giving me hurts so good...

Gray Banana 

An occurrence which happens when a male is having vaginal intercourse (usually in bed) and then falls asleep with the penis still inserted in the vagina. When the male wakes up, his penis is now flaccid and soggy due the amount of moisture put on it all night. This leaves it half - curved and with a grayish tint, as that of a banana
Male 1: Dude! Michelle and I were so tired last night!
Male 2: Did you fuck her?
Male 1: Yeah, but we fell asleep so I woke up with a gray banana!
Gray Banana by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016

gaybanana 

A very queer young teen by the name of Alex
Gaybanana is my friend on Minecraft
gaybanana by QueerApple September 8, 2023