Gray Banana
An occurrence that happens when a male is having vaginal intercourse (usually in bed) and falls asleep with the penis still inserted. The male wakes up to find his flaccid penis soggy and curved, with a gray tint to it - resembling a banana.
Male 1: Dude! Michelle and I were soo tired last night!
Male 2: Did you fuck her?
Male 1: Yeah, but I woke up with a gray banana dude!
Male 2: Did you fuck her?
Male 1: Yeah, but I woke up with a gray banana dude!
Gray Banana by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016
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