Gradparent 

Parents of recent graduates.

We're the gradparents of Lucy, class of 2012.

Gradparent by CREATIVEGoddess October 31, 2012

grandparentage 

A test to determine a link with Grandparentage relationship between a grandparent and grandchild. As in to determine a DNA relationship.

Mrs. Phillips did a "grandparentage" test to determine if her grandchild was indeed hers after her son, the father of her child had died and no paternity test was possible.

grandparentage by DNAGuy April 16, 2019

Grandparents 

Your parents parents, usually old. You may not want to visit them now, but when they open up, you will hear well-spun stories of their "glory days". And if you are lucky you will hear stories of their many diffrent conquests, being either drugs or boyfriends/girlfriends. War stories are a popular and exiting one. Maybe their immagration from a diffrent country in times of need. They will enjoy talking to their grandchildren, offering advice or just being in your presence. Enjoy them while they last, they are not here for ever.

Grandpa: "I remember when I was 22 and me and my friend bought some LSD and went train-hopping around Canada"

Grandchild: "really?"

Grandma: "Oh william! don't give bobby any ideas!"

Grandpa: *laughing* "but they were the best times of my life"

grandson: *thinking* 'I can't wait to tell my kids funny stories of drugs, drinking, and women!'
long live grandparents!

Grandparents by miklus June 11, 2006

Genealogy Grandparents 

Grandparents who repeatedly inform their grandchildren, and their friends about their lineage.

Genealogy Grandparents will tell the cashier at Linens 'n Things that their lineage can be traced back to Charlemagne

Genealogy Grandparents by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Grandparents 

Humans who have an excessive amount of vanilla scented candles in their homestead

"Do you have a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Nah girl, these are just the vanilla scented candles my grandparents gave me."

Grandparents by Mynameisjim July 6, 2016

Grandparent

The greatest source of wisdom and advice next to the bible

I wish i would've taken advantage of my grandparent

Grandparent by Sexiest July 18, 2011

glamparent 

Glamorous grandparents who refuse to stop living fabulously - skiing into their 80s and travelling in style

Guess where your bloody Glamparents are now? Vale! We got to go to Norfolk this year ffs

glamparent by Phage70 January 29, 2020