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ging gongs are goolied 

This refers to having sweaty testicles.
'' My ging gongs are goolied! ''
ging gongs are goolied by ging gongs September 12, 2011

goolie-clencher 

(Or, "ball clencher", "cheek clencher", or just "clencher" for short)

A bad or painful result. Similar to having one's goolies put in a vice. Can also mean a bad or painful result for someone else.
Glen: What's up dude?
Sandeep: My God. I followed our analyst recommendation and bought Enron bonds. They've just filed for Chapter 11 and there's no bid for the shit. I've just lost $35,000,000.
Glen: Wow, that is a Class A goolie-clencher. Think you'd better find a headhunter.

Mark: How did the Quantum Mechanics exam go?
John: Terrible. Question 2, you had to derive the magnetic moment of the electron from scratch!
Mark: WHAT? What a ball-clencher! That takes hours!

Duncan: Was that snotty kid we saw last year bowling his shite?
Josh: Yeah, first two balls I smacked him for six, and then the next one I drove it back over his head for four missing his head by about 2 inches ...
Duncan: Clench!
goolie-clencher by mp666 March 4, 2010
"I kicked him in the goolies"
Goolies by Nav March 17, 2003
testicles. Hindi word 'goli' means a ball or small sphere. see also pills
she kicked him in the pills
goolies by klidenengro January 30, 2004
English (British) street slang that means a man's genitals, more specifically, his testicles or 'balls'.
Man: I'm sorry
Woman: Get away from me!
Man: I didn't mean it (hugs woman)
Woman: Get away from me before I rip your GOOLIES off!!
Man: Ok...Ok...(backs away)
Goolies by Mrs. Boombastic February 17, 2015
i went to the car dealership today and i really got gooled on the price
Gooled by bmorris86 August 25, 2008