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Unsure when the first use of this word came about, it smashes together glorious, undefeated, and somehow ritzy, to create an entirely new term. Gluzzy is generally used in a positive manner to mean "cool" "awesome" or in passing as a general hello.

A hand sign of taking the right hand and forming a capital G is another form of the word and can be used as a hand wave.
As a Hello: Ayyyy Richard, Gluzzy!
Something is cool: Yo Marcus those new kicks are Gluzzy!
Gluzzy by Smitty_245 October 23, 2017
An absolutely fucking catastrophic hotdog possible like not even the fattest slag possible could guzzle the fucker.
"holy shit he just ordered a 'Gluzzy' he gonna fucking choke on that shit"
Gluzzy by BallCrusher345 April 30, 2022

pinch your guzzy 

this happens primarily on a swingset when you're not careful
Suzy!!! you'l PINCH YOUR GUZZY! get down from that swingset right now young lady!
pinch your guzzy by jac-h May 12, 2011

Glizzy Hands 

A term used for people whose fingers are unusually large. The term was popularised by Twitch streamer "Atrioc" when his friends make fun of his fingers.
"Those guys over there have such large fingers, we should call them Brandon "Glizzy Hands".
"How do you know they have large fingers?"
"..."

papa smurfs glizzy 

strong, hard, long, stretchable, blue, hard, sexy, gluck gluck 9000, reusable, bpa free. lives on papa smurf, cock. first seen on tiktok
did you see papa smurfs glizzy yesterday?”
“yeah it was so juicy and big”
“i gave it a gluck gluck 9000

glizzy gladiator

(Noun) - One who exemplifies the gobbling of glizzy to a gigantic degree
“Damn pops, you just get at that glizzy in one go? You’re a goddam glizzy gladiator!”