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Gibbon's Shame

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"The Gibbon's Shame" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. To perform the Gibbon's Shame, climb to the top of the forest canopy and drape your vine near the banana tree.
Dr. Livingston's numerous expeditions into the Zambian jungle had no scientific merit and were really just meditations on The Gibbon's Shame.
by boat butter January 15, 2009
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Gibson's Law

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Variant of Godwin's Law, popular in Scotland.

In discussions concerning the Scottish independence debate, whomever mentions Braveheart, Bannockburn or William Wallace first automatically loses the argument.

Named for Australian actor/director Mel Gibson who starred in the 1997 film, Braveheart, about Scottish folk hero, William Wallace.
"I'm voting 'Yes' in the referendum."
"Most people who do so are swayed by sentimentality, and memories of Wallace and Bannockburn."
"Gibson's Law. You lose."
by Hayter May 24, 2014
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Mel Gibson's face

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1)a term used to describe someone who is expressing deep emotional anguish as if they are on the verge of a mental break-down.

2)a term used to describe one's state of being. Usually of an unpleasant, nauseated nature.

*taken from the intensely dramatic face Mel Gibson makes in his movies whenever something bad happens to his character.
1) Bill: Hey, remember that guy we used to work with whose wife just left him for his brother who was a millionaire midget and then got fired for showing up to work drunk.

Bob: Yeah, why?

Bill: I saw him at the bar last night looking like Mel Gibson's face.

2) I've had the flu for over a week now and I still feel like Mel Gibson's face.
by Donotuseyourrealname April 23, 2010
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Gibbo's Pantry

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The butthole of anyone nicknamed Gibbo
That god awful smell is coming out of Gibbo's Pantry!
by BeerPenguin October 6, 2019
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orange faced shit gibbon

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Man I really wish that orange faced shit gibbon would stop leaving refugees to starve in camps
by whenuwantapenguininfrance February 5, 2017
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Shit Gibbon

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A toad who thinks he is a prince, devoid of any self awareness as to what an asshole he looks like to everyone around him. Possibly a narcissist slash racist slash spoiled rich kid all grown up.
Man I'm so embarrassed by our shit gibbon of a president .
by Krunkmaster 31 February 8, 2017
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