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Ghost Dump 

When you take a dump, and you feel your poop squeeze out your butt and go into the toilet, but when you look inside the toilet the poop is nowhere to be seen.
Guy #1: Holy shit dude, I just took a ghost dump.

Guy #2: What's that?

Guy #1: I took a huge dump, but there wasn't any poop in my toilet!
Ghost Dump by Eat My LolCake September 11, 2009

Ghost dump 

When you turn around what you were sitting on the toilet for is nowhere to be seen.
I was shitting on the toilet, then when I turned around there was nothing there, I think I just did a ghost dump.
Ghost dump by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Ghost Dump 

Pronounced Go-st Duh-mp: noun.

1. The waste material left when a ghost takes a dump.

2. When a ghost comes and takes a dump for only those with special paranormal gifts to witness.
Yikes! Don't step in that ghost dump!

Ghost dumped

when you dump someone by just blocking them immediately or ghosting them
Person 1:"dude my gf just blocked me out of the blue"
Person 2:"oh dude... I think u got ghost dumped"
Person 1:"damn..."
Ghost dumped by phibzy October 20, 2025

ghostdump 

a dump that disappears from sight before flushing, making it seem like it was never there
man, i was on the toilet for so long, i thought it was gonna be filled up, but it ended up being a ghostdump
ghostdump by poogenius January 6, 2009