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Gavin Free 

A british chap working for Rooster Teeth, and creator of The Slow Mo Guys. Also goes by his codename "Vav".

He is perhaps best known for his invention of new words, and his facination with hypothetical questions. Gavin is often made fun of because of his occasional odd statements, and has been called the Karl Pilkington of Rooster Teeth.
Below is a list of famous Gavin Free quotes:

"I was just typing, and in the middle of the sentence I forgot how to read and write"

"People like grapes"

"Tease it!"

"I'm getting right minged off"

"All of a sudden, I’m strapped to a stretcher that’s being like wheeled out the back of an ambulance, and I was like ‘What am I doing? How did I get in this situation?’. I just agree to stuff, it’s weird."

"MARK NUUUUUUTT!"

"Would you have sexual intercourse with a fleshlight that was your face with an open mouth?"

"What happens is, you do something good, but your brain doesn’t remember the thing that you did. And my brain is just rejecting all of this."

"You know if you say ‘beer can’ in an English accent, it’s ‘bacon’ in Jamaican."

"Why does internet have to come from Earth? Why don’t they have Mars internet?"

"I once got hit in the balls with a frozen egg"

"I don’t read the news or pay attention to current events. Knowledge is hassle."
Gavin Free by #DanTheMan February 23, 2013
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Gavin Free 

An actor for Rooster Teeth Productions, a company that makes comedic short films. Usually known for his Australian accent and good looks.
"That Gavin Free is such a babe, did you hear he's from Australia?" *faint*
Gavin Free by Aspennnnn. April 15, 2010

gavin freeman 

raaaaahhhhhhhhh!11!!!!!!
gavin freeman: RRRRRAAAAHHHH!!!!11!!1111!!!!!11111
gavin freeman by demetrius76 February 22, 2023

free gain 

An adaption from finders keepers. Too aquire something at no cost to you or others because it has no owner.
I found that money fair and square, its free gain.
free gain by djjazzyjiff April 14, 2009

gavinreedspersonalurinal 

a really cool person who has a /slight/ obsession with gavin reed.
oh ‘gavinreedspersonalurinal’? theyre an amazing content creator on tiktok who should be my friend!

GavinReed 

GavinReed is a man, a man who will suck and suck some more until there is nothing left to suck on. You dirty minded bastard. I was talking about a lolly pop you gay fuck.
I saw a GavinReed at the store the other day, he just bought a lolly pop
GavinReed by ididntdoityoudid February 26, 2021

gavinreedsc0msock 

the fucking crisp ratt of dbh tiktok. like a slurp of cold mountain steam water after a 3 hour hike.
the og. the man. the one and only.
gavinreedsc0msock
“hey have you talked to gavinreedsc0msocklately?”
“yeah, they definitely need some professional help! 🥺”
gavinreedsc0msock by gayredbull October 18, 2021