GavinReed is a man, a man who will suck and suck some more until there is nothing left to suck on. You dirty minded bastard. I was talking about a lolly pop you gay fuck.
I saw a GavinReed at the store the other day, he just bought a lolly pop
the fucking crisp ratt of dbh tiktok. like a slurp of cold mountain steam water after a 3 hour hike.
the og. the man. the one and only.
gavinreedsc0msock
the fucking crispratt of dbhtok. the person who’s videos make everyone’s for you page as refreshing as a sip of cold ass mountain stream water after a 3 hour hike up pike’s peak.
gavin.reed.offical is a roleplay account on tiktok. Gavin Reed is 36 years old and lives in Detroit. He has two cats named mouldy and asshat who are in love with his android “friend” irl.nines. Gavin’s content is quite sus as he is denying his sexual orientation as he claims that he is “200% Straight“ even though he can never look at women in the eyes.
Either way, gavin.reed.offical is a really cool and nice dude who you should follow on tiktok :)
oh also he has a collection of collars in his bottom drawer.
“Hey, you know gavin.reed.offical on Tiktok?”
“Oh you mean that roleplayer who’s really funny and a bit sus at times?”
“Yeah, him! He’s my favourite Detroit Become Human roleplayer!”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!