Gaulke 

the word you use when you are describing somebody with celebrity good looks and a dentist's smile.

Carmen Electra is so Gaulke,

Gaulke by smith420000 August 27, 2009

Gaulk 

The sound made by the esophagus after a penis slams it with extreme force blocking the airway.

"Hey baby, can I get some head?" .."Sure honey" .. "open wideeee" "....GAULK!!!!"

gaulk blowjob head brains knowledge esophagus

Gaulk by El Animal November 2, 2012

gaulden 

A nice self motivated young man or woman that cares about his self and families well being ,will be successful in life and has a expensive life style, likes nice things and will work for what they want in life

I would love to be with a gaulden!

gaulden by udose February 4, 2015

Gulke 

Someone who believes they are the most interesting person in the world. They often tell fabricated stories of a hallucinogenic reality that they think is actually occuring.

Brett told me he was having a dinner party with the Commendant of the Marine Corps, the president, and Chuck Norris; what a fucking Gulke.

Gulke by McFluffinstuffin November 1, 2010

Gaulded 

Raw, bleeding, infected, and chapped ball sack.

"Gaulded, gaulded are my sack of stones. What do you do when you're Gaulded; and you're raw to the bone". -Clint Heberer

Gaulded by AngelOfAshes January 28, 2019

gaule 

'avoir la gaule' = 'to have a hard-on'

J'ai la gaule, elle est trop bonne cette meuf.

gaule by Marianne January 18, 2004

gaulded 

raw, sweaty crotch or balls.

Boy was that mile jog tough, I am gaulded.

I used the thigh-master last night, and I am gaulded!

gaulded by Jesse Clemens June 26, 2008