Garfunkel 

to tag along or to be unneccessary, loosely (and wrongly) based on Art Garfunkel

Hey, can i Garfunkel with you guys

Garfunkel by englishhhh December 28, 2005

Garfunkel 

The more outgoing person in a pair.

Origin: refers to folk- rock 1960s duo Simon and Garfunkel. Art Garfunkel, who did not write or play an instrument, arguably was the better singer of the two. He was also more personable/talkative. In a way, the "sidekick" of Simon.

He's the Garfunkel in that relationship.

Garfunkel by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

Garfunkel 

when u put ur tip on somebody else’s tip

love to Garfunkel

Garfunkel by Garfunkellover69 December 4, 2019

Garfunkel 

A Garfunkel is the name of a loose or detached exhaust pipe from early Ford Model T's.

Shit, my Garfunkel snapped, better take this up to bob Karl’s

Garfunkel by TheWebDeveloper January 7, 2020

Garfunkel 

v. To impose sexual actions upon a person in a mysterious and unusual way

I Garfunkeled your mother!

Garfunkel by pub_benny June 21, 2005

garfunkel 

To get rid of the less talented or useful item in a set.

The Sox will Garfunkel Ramirez when hell freezes over.

Ramirez is ungarfunkelable!

I can't garfunkel the lettuce in the salad. It's the only thing he's not allergic to.

garfunkel by Fran LeMoine October 1, 2005

garfunkel 

to take a giagantic shit which usually results in the bleeding of the anus

I garfunkelled in your mom's vagina last night!

garfunkel by asdfasdfsadfadsf June 26, 2006