GILB 

Acronym for "God I Love Band". Often used in marching band circles.

"Oh, man that flash band was awesome... GILB!"

"At least the band always wins... GILB"

GILB by TheSwedishNinja October 17, 2011

GILB 

The Act of sticking ones thumb up the rectum, when masturbating

I bet that guy GILB's every now and again

GILB by Anonymous June 25, 2003

gilb 

Noun- The action of screwing up ejaculation, for either party, in any way, shape, or form.

Verb- To screw up ejaculation, for either party, in any way, shape, or form.

He got a little too excited and did a gilb in her hair.

She got the gilb when she lost her grip on her boyfriend's penis. Right in the eye.

She lost vision in her left eye when she got gilbed there.

I tried to catch my seed, but I gilbed it and it hit my Pink Floyd poster.

Amatuers often get the gilb if they can't handle a wang properly.

Brian always gilbs when he ejaculates because he knows his mom will disown him if she finds out.

He gilbed it when masturbating and hit himself in the eye.

gilb by Jaime Lannister January 25, 2005

GILB 

God I love bread

Used to express your joy of bread

Person 1: "Man, have you tried the cafeteria bread today?"
Person 2: "Yeah of course! GILB!"

GILB by Primkinkajou November 17, 2021

GILB 

GILB stands for God I Love Blondes

GILB 🤗👌🏾

GILB by Yaboimackle December 22, 2023

Gilb Pig

Half man, Half pig known for his greesy skins and love of meat. Also a found hunter of poontang. Only person known to control the gilb pig is gilb pigs master and mother

Guys omg there the gilb pig totaly trollin for poontang

Gilb Pig by Et3rnal123 February 25, 2009

Stinging Gilb 

When a person receives cocaine up the nasal cavity for insufflation via another person's flatulence.

NBT: Oi mate, I'm coming down. I need a quick fix.
Tom: A Stinging Gilb?
NBT: A Stinging Gilb!!
Tom *farts*
NBT: It's stings Gilbs.

Stinging Gilb by Rallisman November 23, 2016