Funderware

What ladies wear under their clothes when they are ready to have sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.

Todd: Hey Mike!, I hope my girl is wearing her funderware tonite cuz she is really smokin' hot!

Mike: Yeah, no doubt, Right?!!!

Funderware by Markus O'Relius August 5, 2009

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Funderware

A fleece jacket or vest bearing the embroidered logo of an investment bank, venture capital firm, private equity shop or other financial companybb that provides funding -- the basic outerwear garment of finance bros and sisses. Also known as a Finance Jersey, VC Jersey, PE Jersey or Wall Street Jersey.

Oh check him out, the dude in the North Face Polartec funderware -- "Schmendrick Capital." Wall Street jersey, pathetic . . . and yet sharp.

Funderware by FitofPeak2 February 5, 2024

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Funderware • funderwear • underware • underwarez • fuckerware party • Funderage • punderware • Underwarelooms • h'underware • Mouldy Underware

Funderage

When someone is underage but is wanted sexually, they are "Funderage."

Is usually used before saying, "if there's hair in her muff, she's old enough" or "if there's grass on the field play ball."

The only people who use this word are people on 4chan, Funnyjunk, or pedophiles.

Also used when underage persons are drinking.

Mother: "Dan what are you saying? She's underage and your

daughter!"

Father: "More like Funderage!"

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Pedobear: "oooooooh she looks like she can work a pole."

Courage Wolf: WTF? she's only three!!!! that's way underage!!

Pedobear: "You mean, Funderage!"

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Dude 1: "DUUUUDE! we got sooo wasted last night"

Dude 2: "But aren't you gus like 16?"

Dude 1: "It was just some harmless funderage drinking."

Funderage by I am not Pedobear July 8, 2010

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h'underware

H'underware (contraction for hair underware) is a very dense patch of pubic hair, usually on a woman, that extends from just below the navel to the upper thigh front and back and is typically the result of an extreme case of winter bush.

Oh man, she's really hot except she's sporting a massive pair of h'underware.

h'underware by carpet bagger January 10, 2013