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frosty morning 

Whilst your partner snoozes, you give your penis a tug and finish on her eyes. Effectively glueing them together, resulting in a frosty morning when she wakes up.
Ahh I'm having such a terrible day. My boyfriend gave me a frosty morning and it took me twenty minutes to clean it up.
frosty morning by Jizzonface April 20, 2014

Fuck me with a frosty mop 

An expletive used to convey anger about something or someone.
What d'ya mean I've GOT to do it? Well you can fuck me with a frosty mop!

frosty monkey 

the sexual act of ejaculating onto a female's hair, and helping pick out the semen particles, much like monkeys groom one another.
I heard that Jorge once gave Erin a frosty monkey.

frosty moustache 

When a gay man releases his specimen on his partner's moustache, giving it a fantastic frosty coating.
Guy 1: So how'd it go with Bruce last night?
Guy 2: What a night! First we had dinner, and then we went to his place and I got an amazing a frosty moustache!
frosty moustache by HippityHoff March 10, 2016

Frosty moustache 

Waking up the next morning after going down on your female partner. If you have a moustache then you have a achieved a frosty moustache.
Person with a moustache wakes up: shit, I have a frosty moustache.
Frosty moustache by anonymous April 9, 2021

Frosty Full Beaver Moon 

This is the name for the full moon in November- has to do with setting beaver traps in the olden days.

Nowadays it means doing the nasty under the moonlight nice and tight, on a cold late night

Or quite the opposite -a natural woman who is so pissed off, she moons you rather than putting out

Or What happens when you set a trap for a hot natural woman
Got myself a frosty full beaver moon, last night behind the subway station, or was that the tool shed--we was so hot I can't recall where the hell we was!