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french guy

french guy is so ugly and disgusting i hate him so much how dare he cheat on auntie ashw
ash:french guy is cute
us:BIATCH STFU HE'S SO UGLY

French Guy

French guys are so ugly, americans gurls think they so hot , hum i live in Paris, and i can say theeey are so so so ugly . The best are american guys β™₯
a gurl : Taka look at him
her homie : Oh goosh ! who's that French guy ?
a gurl : a ugly French guy
French Guy by Chattanael November 19, 2010

French Guy

Hym "I think he's mad we called his wife a whore by way of extension..."

Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"

Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."

Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"

Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"

Iam ☺️

Hym "Now get back to work!"

Iam πŸ˜‘
French Guy by Hym Iam May 18, 2022

French Guy'd 

When a woman is having simultaneous anal and vaginal intercourse with two men. The top guy pulls and and shoots it on the other guy's face on accident.
Originated from a porn bloopers film.
Man, we double team this chick last night and it was going great until my buddy pulled out and French Guy'd all over my face!
French Guy'd by Pat the voicemailer September 7, 2010

two french guys banging at a sleep over

can i get uh...two french guys banging at a sleep over

Can you guys assign me a Cajun French name? 

Maybe you guys can assign me a Cajun French name and then I can try to learn the French language and have children with a Cajun girl?
Can you guys assign me a Cajun French name?