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Frakking 

a mix of fucking and freaking. basically means the same thing.
"oh my gosh, i frakking hate him so much"
Frakking by beebylunacat May 19, 2020

Toothpaste Fracking 

When you cut open an empty tube of toothpaste to get the last little bit
Instead of going to the store for toothpaste like an adult, I've just been toothpaste fracking for the last couple days
Toothpaste Fracking by AyAron87 March 14, 2022

Fracking Mess 

An act of farting that is so bad that it is comparable to the amount of gas in the middle east.
"Hey man, can I stay at your house tonight? My dad had a fracking mess in our house and I can't sleep with the smell of fart entering my nostrils."
Fracking Mess by CookPu69 January 13, 2014

Black-flakking 

Black-flakking is the the act of tricking others into opening a link to the much talked about music video "Friday" by Rebecca Black. This trick is very similar to rickrolling. To be Black-flakked is to be the victim and the act of Black-flakking is done by the predator/troll. The prank is considered to be funny because the song is horrible in many, many ways.
Troll: Hey, dude, you should really check out this video! It's super hilarious and has monkeys!
(secretly sends link to "Friday" because they are
Black-flakking)
Victim: Okay!
(opens link)
Victim: WTF?! That was the worst music I've ever heard!
Troll: You just got black-flakked! U mad, bro?
Black-flakking by Jeopardydude April 30, 2011

Fracking 

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
Fracking by onehandcrabbing April 28, 2012

anne franking 

to hide in the attic and masturbate quietly so that no one hears you.
dude, lastnight I was writing in my diary and decided to do a little anne franking.
anne franking by trippysin December 31, 2011