Four eyes 

A stupid insult to people who wear glasses, which makes no sense at all.

Townie: Hey four eyes, Im gonna cut u up !
Guy with glasses: And why would that be?
Townie: Coz u got four eyes, idiot!
Guy with glasses: Count again retard and you'll find i have two

Four eyes by Kabraz August 3, 2004

four eyes 

derrogetory for :one who wears glasses

hey four eyes whats that? ( slap )
ha haaaa-

four eyes by herbie February 1, 2004

Four eyes 

A nickname used for a person who wears glasses, used as a minor insult or a joke

Hey, Four eyes, give me a hand with this box.

Four eyes by Suburbanz71 November 6, 2017

Four eyes 

A person with two real, and two glass eyes

A four eyes is someone who wears glasses

Four eyes by Threescore August 12, 2016

Four eyes 

(Facetious and Derogatory) Describing a person who looks stupid while wearing glasses

''hey four eyes should have been to specsavers!''

Four eyes by sweet jesus October 6, 2006

four eyes 

a derogatory term for people with glasses

Person: You wear glasses, fucking four eyes!

four eyes by I am a real person December 20, 2019

Four eyes 

Is an insult and not a joke

Don't call friends four eyes.

Four eyes by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021