Fooliosis 

“Fooliosis” or the medical term “Fooliosis of the skull”. A word that describes temporary paralysis of the brain and motor functions. This state is usually induced by alcohol or other substances. Symptoms are obnoxious laughing and hallucinations. Fooliosis can lead to erratic and otherwise embarrassing behavior. The first case of fooliosis was reported in Telluride, Colorado circa June 2005.

"Leigh is acting very weird, she must have fooliosis."

"Mom and dad, I have fooliosis of the skull. Ha, ha!"

Doctor: "I'm sorry Timmy, but a person with a severe case of fooliosis, such as youself, has a maximum of 1 week to live."

Fooliosis by nbolser July 3, 2005

kooliosis 

in an extreamly cool manner or describing something really cool

He said he had a great weekend. I then exclaimed,"thats kooliosis!"

kooliosis by maleste January 20, 2008

cooliosis 

when ur reallyyyyy cool but u also got scoliosis.

dude #1: "aw man I wish I never had scoliosis."
dude #2: "dude thats so cooliosis, I have scoliosis tooo."

cooliosis by imCoOLioSis May 30, 2019

cooliosis 

infected with cool

john is so cool he has cooliosis

cooliosis by joe reppert April 18, 2004

Tooliosis 

The common disease of being a tool.

Oh man that guy must have tooliosis with frosted tips.

Tooliosis by jamodie August 10, 2009

Tooliosis 

A medical condition in which the victim has all the mental and physical attributes of a tool.

Bhavin Patel became patient zero of tooliosis because he didn't believe in bros before hoes.

Tooliosis by taikopleshanda March 9, 2011

Fagliosis 

The disesase that makes people gay.

johnathan Johnson has fagliosis

Fagliosis by Steven the devil December 16, 2008