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Flatpack 

A sixpack that has slowly disappeared due to less exercise caused by adulthood responsibilities.

High school athletes are highly susceptible to this once they enter their undergraduate year of college, trying to find time to study and workout. Ultimately, the student who chooses to study over working out develops a flatpack.
Dude I used to have a killer sixpack, but I'm stuck with a flatpack now that I have to adult.
Flatpack by Lercules November 2, 2017
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Flatpack 

A small Chinese,Vietnamese or generally asian kid that is brave and loves rugby.Has potential as a back or flanker and either uses steps or is very fast.Normally dirty minded but is a good friend that will back anyone.Very talented at all sorts including sex,music,art and sports.
Ma nonu flatpack
Flatpack by hackerpro December 17, 2012

Flatpack 

A pack of cigarettes that have been flattened by a person who has carried them around all day in a back pocket, also known as a flatpacker.
Man, i was gonna smoke a cigarette but i got a flatpack!
Flatpack by Angie Says So June 8, 2015

flatpack-palm 

A painful condition - sometimes lasting many days - that often appears halfway through the attempted assembly of flatpack furniture. It can be avoided with the use of an electric screwdriver.
When I made my son's new bed - by the time I'd got 15 screws in, I had flatpack palm - it wrecked !
flatpack-palm by DJ Jaybee September 9, 2004

shaking like a flatpack wardrobe 

shaking like a flatpack wardrobe
(sim). descriptive of the female
equivalent of vinegar strokes.
I knew I had hit the right spot when she was shaking like a flatpack wardrobe
the higher evolutionary stage of flapjack from owl house
flapack is ůife
flapack by ODRAN August 8, 2022
As Nicky left the bathroom, he reached for his fatpack as he approached the store counter
Fatpack by Coolpunch September 10, 2009