flarpy blunderguff 

Word made up by CBS for the show Criminal Minds. Episode titled The Black Queen, aired 01-05-14. Show hinted it was a sexual act involving food and oil based paint. Fans quickly searched the internet for a definition, but since it was a made up word, no definition exists. "Flarpy Blunderguff" quickly trended on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.

"I'm going to tell you but first I have to explain in explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is." -Penelope Garcia

flarpy blunderguff by C.M.fan January 23, 2014

flaklypa 

the most unbalanced geometry dash level in the entire existence of the game

flaklypa wave is bad like orange man

flaklypa by grenadeoftacos March 26, 2020

fearly 

"fuckin early"

It also has further implications of there still being plenty of time to party.

Michelle: I can't stay and drink wit'chas.

Bayer: What the fuck? It's fearly!

fearly by speshy May 16, 2007

flarpy blunderguff 

Sex involving paint AND food. And no. you're NOT eating painted food.

When couple-few-many people having consensual sex acts involving food and paint is known as flarpy blunderguff. And again, NO one is eating painted food while having sex.

Getting naked, getting covered in paint, add some food and sex and everyone's happy!

flarpy blunderguff by HappyLilClam January 17, 2014

flarky

A Flernglish term.
Usually means cool or awesome.

Person A: Jlirmmy is a flarky man!
Person B: You bet he is!

flarky by Daviel May 6, 2008

Flarby 

The primary antagonist of a garbage game developed by a child (so cut 'em some slack) that was meant to gain fame by piggy backing off of the success of the equally as shit game. It (in a way) is genius as a large sum of the markiplier fanbase probably don't have their parents permission to download FNaF on steam, resulting in all of them getting anything they can that is somewhat similar to the base game.

Hey, who do you think is the scariest character in Five Nights at Flarbys.

Probably Flarby, he's a real spookster

Flarby by Fortnite is Better January 29, 2018

Flarny 

A situation in which the excess space existing on a couch or loveseat, which is partially occupied by two or more persons, is not being utilized due to the possible return of an occupant.

Mark: I'll be right back.

(ten minutes later)

Garrett: I don't think he's coming back. Move over and give us some room.
Patrick: He's probably about to come back. Just hold on.

(ten minutes later)

Garrett: The flarny in this situation causes me stress and undue pain.

Flarny by bereberedu January 17, 2009