Flarny 

A situation in which the excess space existing on a couch or loveseat, which is partially occupied by two or more persons, is not being utilized due to the possible return of an occupant.

Mark: I'll be right back.

(ten minutes later)

Garrett: I don't think he's coming back. Move over and give us some room.
Patrick: He's probably about to come back. Just hold on.

(ten minutes later)

Garrett: The flarny in this situation causes me stress and undue pain.

Flarny by bereberedu January 17, 2009

flarny 

The flernglish way to say "Funny"

Wow mayne, that is so flarny!

flarny by Daviel May 26, 2008

flarnk

An onomatopoeical expression used when describing a particularly memorable fart.

1.God, I remember that FLARNK that came out of your ass. It cleared the room.

2. Who flarnked a fart?

flarnk by Fart Flooper and Flarnker September 8, 2004

flarpy blunderguff 

Word made up by CBS for the show Criminal Minds. Episode titled The Black Queen, aired 01-05-14. Show hinted it was a sexual act involving food and oil based paint. Fans quickly searched the internet for a definition, but since it was a made up word, no definition exists. "Flarpy Blunderguff" quickly trended on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.

"I'm going to tell you but first I have to explain in explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is." -Penelope Garcia

flarpy blunderguff by C.M.fan January 23, 2014

Flarndip 

An uninvited grasper of cone, a masher, a hustler

You mean Rodney was behaving like a flarndip?”

“Flarndip?”

“Flarndip — an uninvited grasper of cone, a masher, a hustler.”

Flarndip by Mr. Singh10101010101 January 16, 2011

Flärñge 

A badass term for a sforzando crescendo. Used by jazz Musician Kerry Marsh.

Guys, I need you to Flärñge the notes in Little Sunflower!

Flärñge by JazzKat December 6, 2010

Flarnacy 

The act of sexually violating a fish

Ted practiced a little flarnacy on his fishing trip

Flarnacy by Unicornpoo22 May 25, 2016