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A female version of the blago hairstyle. A hairstyle that resembles a helmet, like that of Rod Blagojevich.

Flagos tend to be in highest concentrations where the femullet is also present (ie, Nascar events, hockey games, and Walmart).
Person 1: Dude, did you see that lady's flago?
Person 2: Yeah. if she puts enough hairspray on her flago she'll be able to legally abide by California's motorcycle helmet law.
Flago by MahkyMahk February 1, 2010
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Whena girl giving you a blowjob on the tip of your penis the you knock her out with a hammer and engulfs your penis
"Yo John I did a Flago to my Girlfriend and she can't remember a thing"
Flago by Flago Master June 2, 2009
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Dragon flagon 

An old term for a cup with poison inside.
The baron was slipped the dragon flagon, while at the feast.
Dragon flagon by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

flagon of woobla 

A large bag of alcohol (typically wine), generally very cheap, rancid on the palate and housed (temporarily) in a box. Typically a lower socio-economic choice of beverage.

Often followed by violence upon or by the person consuming said flagon.

NB: Flagon can be inflated post-consumption to provide a pillow. Nice.
"Hey Morton you dardy mutt, come aroun' to our place and bring a flagon of woobla. Der's a party happening tonight"

Douche Flagon 

A person who is beyond the standard "cup or "pint' o douche, but falls slightly short of a "bucket" of douche therefore qualifies as a Douche Flagon.
Joe- Dude, that guys a cup o' douche.
Bob- No he's a douche bucket
Jim- Wrong on both accounts guys, he is a Douche Flagon
Douche Flagon by h@tch November 3, 2012
To have fun and also experience agony at the same time.
This game is fagony!
Fagony by Swaggysheep April 5, 2017
You fagolas all failed the first exam. F!
fagola by Kausillolol February 28, 2011