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firehole 

the inflamation of the anus, which results in redness and itching and burning sensations
"I woke up with the urge to defaecate, only to be interrupted with the knowledge that I have Firehole. It was more painful than ramming a CD drive into your nose."
firehole by joe_hole July 28, 2005

firehole 

firey sensation you get in your butthole when diarrhea "comes knockin'"
I shouldnt have eaten that burrito, now i have firehole. D:
firehole by dfgasdfvbfdb July 5, 2009

firehole 

Is slang for when you go to take a dump after eating spicy food and you get that hot and sometimes unbearable burning sensation at your butthole. You know you have had firehole before if you have ever felt the need to sit in ice water after or during a hot dump. Firehole can be bad and will force you to take small breaks between turds so your butthole can cool off.
Man that chili gave me some bad firehole this morning.
firehole by jwatkins936 November 14, 2013

firehole 

A hole punched in the firewall of your enterprise network.
Geek #1: "Now that we have a firehole, we can access Urban Dictionary! W00t!"

Geek #2: "...or porn."
firehole by v0rtex May 10, 2011

firehole 

when you eat something extremely hot and you wake up the next day and take a shit that burns your butt hole.
dude last night i ate some mexican food and woke up today only to firehole all over the inside of my toilet .
firehole by potato_army!!!! January 22, 2016

Firehole 

After you have eaten something spicy and you go to poo hours later. Your butt-hole burns from the hot spice, it is on fire, firehole.
After I ate my abuela's spicy chicken I had major Firehole!
Firehole by PicaPollito August 16, 2022