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No fingering February 

Similar to no nut November, girls must not finger themselves during the whole month of February. You only get one strike, and you’re done. Oh, and if it is a leap year, you must do the extra day to win No fingering February.
Taylor: Hey are you doing No fingering February?
Olivia: Yeah I’m up for it! I can survive not fingering myself for a whole month!
Ashley: I can’t do this shit! I have a boyfriend!

No Fingering February 

The practice of abstaining from fingering oneself for the entire month of February. It also prohibits women from seeking self-pleasure through other unconventional means such as sitting on top of a washing machine shaking violently, riding a galloping horse for prolonged periods of time, or the vaginal insertion of inanimate objects that include but are not limited to: lava lamps, Pringles cans, and bobble heads.
Girl 1: Ugh, I just can't seem to get any at all this month.

Girl 2: Why don't you just relieve some of that stress yourself? *winks*

Girl 1: I wish I could, but it's No Fingering February.
No Fingering February by zirak September 9, 2010

No-fingering-february 

Girls aren’t aloud to touch them selfs in February
Girl I want to touch my self but ohh wait it’s no-fingering-February

Ferocious Fingering February 

Damn! Ashley got to day 7 of Ferocious Fingering February!

Forbidden Fingering February 

During the entire month of February women are forbidden to finger themselves. They are also not to climax even if they do not insert a finger. This includes vibrators, washing machines and simply rubbing the clitorous.
Girl 1: Ugh I’m so horny right now but I can’t even get a text back.

Girl 2: Just take care of it yourself, hell I even did it this morning. ;)

Girl 1: I can’t it’s Forbidden Fingering February and that includes you.

Forget fingering february 

Girls cant finger them selves
I want to finger my self! You cant its forget fingering february