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Felonious Spunk

Sexual assault committed while jazz music is playing.
He prefers modal jazz when inflicting his Felonious Spunk.

Felonious Thelonius 

A nickname given to the great jazz pianist Thelonius Monk due to the friendships he had with cultural rabble rousers like Allen Ginsberg and Timothy Leary.
We love the freedom we feel when Felonious Thelonius sets us on fire!

felonious 

"Felony" like. Up to no good.
Any activity you could probably catch a felony by participating in.
1."What's that guy doing behind that building?"

"I don't know, but it looks pretty FELONIOUS."

2."She's the biggest troublemaker I know, totally FELONIOUS."
felonious by Bonnie Kate March 11, 2010

Felonious fart 

A silent air biscuit so vile and disgusting that the perpetrator should do time for such an assault.
Carl made the crowd scatter following his felonious fart attack.felony fart

flotacious 

skeptikal friend: i dont wanna do that
you: come on man, be more flotacious
flotacious by cavlub June 17, 2006

felonious shit 

When me and my boys are rollin' through the hood, we up to some felonious shit.