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fartoisseur
Connoisseur of farts, one with a rich knowledge and ability to distinguish different people's farts based on: taste, smell, and tone.
Person 1: "Did you eat onions for dinner last night?"
Person 2: "yeah, how did you know?"
Person 1: "I could taste it in your flatulence,I am a fartoisseur."
Person 2: "yeah, how did you know?"
Person 1: "I could taste it in your flatulence,I am a fartoisseur."
fartoisseur by #1 fartoisseur February 28, 2010
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Fartissimo
1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.
2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.
2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.
The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!
Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!
Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!
Fartissimo by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011
Fartiquette
The proper expression of flatulance in the company of others.
**This does not apply to farting contests or revenge or ambush farts.**
**This does not apply to farting contests or revenge or ambush farts.**
Barry demonstrated proper Fartiquette when he said "excuse me", after "coughing in his shorts".
During church service, Ben embarrassingly exposed his lack of proper Fartiquette, when "big bass musical notes" were heard coming from his back pocket, and it wasn’t his Blackberry.
Brent always displays proper Fartiquette by leaving the room to "play the buttock bassoon" and "blow the big brown horn".
Even though he was in the kitchen, Nathan failed to exhibit proper Fartiquette by "baking breeze biscuits" during family dinner time.
During church service, Ben embarrassingly exposed his lack of proper Fartiquette, when "big bass musical notes" were heard coming from his back pocket, and it wasn’t his Blackberry.
Brent always displays proper Fartiquette by leaving the room to "play the buttock bassoon" and "blow the big brown horn".
Even though he was in the kitchen, Nathan failed to exhibit proper Fartiquette by "baking breeze biscuits" during family dinner time.
Fartiquette by General Colon Bowel November 13, 2009
fartiste
“Gus’ farts are amazing!”
“You think so? I think Gus is a dilettante when it comes to farting. If you give him a bowl of chili it can be impressive. But Meep, he’s a real fartiste. I've wept from the beauty of his farts."
“You think so? I think Gus is a dilettante when it comes to farting. If you give him a bowl of chili it can be impressive. But Meep, he’s a real fartiste. I've wept from the beauty of his farts."
fartiste by Anncorgun Mc Gee December 10, 2010
fartigue
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