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Famine Underwear

The garments you wear during a shortage of underwear, when you haven't done laundry in several weeks or months. Usually characterized by lack of elasticity, holes (usually large and awkwardly located), stains, and typically are at least 5 - 10 years old. In some cases soccer shorts, underwear of unknown origin, thongs, bathing suit bottoms, or 'granny panties' can be considered famine underwear, but do not necessarily meet the above criteria.
I haven't done laundry in weeks, so I'm wearing my famine underwear, the boxers I made in home economics in middle school.
Famine Underwear by sharkfoot February 21, 2010
Related Words
Famino faminous famine famigo Faminals Faming Faminism Famina farino farinoosh

Famine Resistant 

A "plump" or otherwise "healthy" sample from female human species that can withstand the consumption of food until well into the next ice age.
"Dont even think of getting with her yo, she looks to be Famine Resistant!
Famine Resistant by Nate-Dog March 9, 2008

farinout 

Oh farinout that was a good kick.
Farinout that’s gold.
farinout by Balakey the retard March 4, 2021

poon famine 

a place or period of time devoid of poon.
like the irish potato famine, except with vagina in place of the potato.
Dude 1: "Dude, Michelle said she isn't putting out for a few weeks."

Dude 2: "That sucks dude. Fucking poon famine."
poon famine by vulvahammer October 5, 2009

Faminator 

A person who promotes famine as a political tool.
Wow, Boris Johnson made The Faminator Priti Patel his Home Secretary.
Faminator by No Hemingway August 5, 2019

faminine 

A word I associate with all women thinking they need to starve themselves to be pretty. Reasons for this way of thinking include:
-hillary duff
-lindsay lohan
-paris hilton
-brittany spears
-every other skinny bitch singer/actress/crack whore out there
I'm not anorexic, I'm FAMININE!
faminine by Aikaterine December 22, 2007