Facebook Fire
Facebook Fire by Dey-ron June 21, 2014
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When you have a facebook account and someone, usually a signifcant other, or someone that wants to be held in a higher postion in your pecking order feels the need to post, like, or make comments on your facebook page constantly in order to "mark their territory".
Akin to a dog "marking his/her territory" like a fire hydrant with urine.
Akin to a dog "marking his/her territory" like a fire hydrant with urine.
Dennis: "I hung out with Shannon the other weekend and we had a good time."
Dennis: "But, she's left several comments and posts on my facebook page since then, it's kind of annoying."
Jeremy: "Archetypal facebook fire hydrant my friend..."
Dennis: "But, she's left several comments and posts on my facebook page since then, it's kind of annoying."
Jeremy: "Archetypal facebook fire hydrant my friend..."
facebook fire hydrant by Timothy Wizard Tebow December 17, 2011
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Facebook Fired
Fired from your job due to spending too much of the company's time on Facebook instead of actual work.
Facebook Fired by LearningTheRopes October 4, 2009
facebookfiend
a person who is addicted to facebook. they check their facebook as often as they check their email. they are on facebook often over large intervals of time, especially when they should be doing more important things.
Man, I'm really behind in all of my classes because I've been on facebook, I tried to stop but I have to see who's poked me.
Gosh you're such a facebookfiend.
Gosh you're such a facebookfiend.
facebookfiend by ate kat May 22, 2006
FacebookFINE
F.I.N.E: fucked up, insecure, neurotic, emotional (see 'F.I.N.E.' by Aerosmith)
That annoying person you can't stand, who one or more of your friends, is still friends with on Facebook.
You can't really tell your friends who they can and can't be friends with, and so you eventually are force to use "block person" so you don't have to read all their stupid, annoying comments anymore.
That annoying person you can't stand, who one or more of your friends, is still friends with on Facebook.
You can't really tell your friends who they can and can't be friends with, and so you eventually are force to use "block person" so you don't have to read all their stupid, annoying comments anymore.
* Status* Jane is making pork chops for dinner.
Bob: Yum.
Kim: Cool!
Bob: Yeah, real "cool". She's making pork chops. That's a big, huge deal.
Kim: Oh shut up. I honestly have no idea why Jane keeps you around as a friend in real life, or here. You're nothing but FacebooFINE to me.
Kim: Stop it. Both of you. You're both my friends.
* Kim uses "block person" on Bob, who is noting more than FacebookFINE.
Bob: Yum.
Kim: Cool!
Bob: Yeah, real "cool". She's making pork chops. That's a big, huge deal.
Kim: Oh shut up. I honestly have no idea why Jane keeps you around as a friend in real life, or here. You're nothing but FacebooFINE to me.
Kim: Stop it. Both of you. You're both my friends.
* Kim uses "block person" on Bob, who is noting more than FacebookFINE.
FacebookFINE by deliveryxps September 6, 2009