Face Fail 

when facebook is updating their framework and doesn't work well, or at all.

Me: "Wtf?! Facebook keeps on telling me I don't have permission to talk to my sister"

You: "Face fail"

Face Fail by Huminah Huminah October 23, 2009

Fail Face 

coined by Claudia C. from DTLA, it's a person (mostly a guy) who pretends he's a friend but acts otherwise; a person who does major cock-blocking and tries to isolate you in a group event or away from your friends; a person who seems cool and dateable at first but actually is a stalker in training; a person you should really stay away from.

1. "what happened to that guy you were dating?"

"oh, he turned out to be a total fail face. NEXT!"

2. "omg, fail face is over there. RUUUUUUN!"

Fail Face by Claudia.Is.Boss July 19, 2009

Gay Fail Face 

A face made by a gay guy, usually when taking a photograph, whereas the said gay guy's lips are pooched out in an effort to look like a cracked out model. Possibly inspired by Derek Zoolander's signature pose, Blue Steel.

Oh, Blaine is soooo gay. He has Gay Fail Face in almost all of his Facebook pictures.

Gay Fail Face by GFFblogger March 1, 2010

failure face 

a failure. The extension to "failure face" is rooted in the school of thought that adding "face" to something makes it stronger or more convincing. See penisface & dickface.

The person who invented this saying is a failure face.

failure face by iwastoodrunk March 29, 2004

Sense of Humour Failure Face 

When someone has taken a joke the wrong way and their expression on their face is all you need to confirm this. This can also be applied when due to being in public (e.g. live TV or in front of friends) they can't say they are annoyed but they can't hide it from their facial expression.

Husband - 'You know your that dress looks a bit tight for you darling'
Wife - (Sense of Humour Failure Face) '....'
Husband - 'Is that my phone ringing upstairs... I'm just going to check' (runs away)

Sense of Humour Failure Face by Maxctran May 26, 2016

Failure Face 

One who is either prone to failure, deserves to fail, or who's peers wish would fail, particularly exceptionally lazy and unmotivated people

If you keep missing school on purpose, you'll be a failure face...

Failure Face by Special_K February 14, 2003

Facefailing

Where Facebook distracts you from doing homework/revising and therefore makes you fail

Kid "I failed my exam" = - Friend "Didn't you revise" - Kid "No I was on Facebook all night." - Friend "You need to stop facefailing."

Facefailing by Should be doing work right now February 21, 2010