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semen excretion 

She laps up my semen excretion like a cat on milk.
semen excretion by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

Games of minimal exertion

Games played after gorging one's self on food. Perfect for the family get togethers, tailgate parties, or even after a trip to the Golden Corral with friends. Typical games include horse shoes, bean bags, or for the ambitious, darts.
Aunt Bev, that was a great Thanksgiving meal! I'm stuffed! It's time for some games of minimal exertion. Uncle Cletus, let's go throw some horse shoes!

excretion geometry

The study and/or formation of excrement (shit) in particular shapes
My baby son's an expert at excretion geometry since he seems to make perfect triangles and blocks out of his own poo!
excretion geometry by Doddi October 17, 2007

Extratone 

It’s music that is literally over 1,000 bpm. It got the name “Extratone” because sometimes the beats go so fast it sounds like one single note. Some Extratone artists are Diabarha, Aeswa, Hylna. It’s parent genre is Speedcore, which is at around 300-600 bpm. But some extratone songs are at 10,000 bpm, making speedcore almost nothing (not making fun of any speedcore fans). Sometimes, Extratone may just reach the bpm of 50,000, if you could still call it “Extratone”. Many people call it “Supertone”. One example of Supertone is The Side Of The Dark by Diabarha. Extratone scares me sometimes.
Jack heard of Extratone yesterday, and he gave it a listen. Jack listened to Uranoid, and he was found with his hears blown off his head.

expiration dating 

To start a relationship that has a defined end date; e.g., one of the people is moving soon.
"I hear you started dating some new girl."
"Yeah, but she's moving across the country in a month, so we're planning on breaking up."
"A little expiration dating, eh?"
expiration dating by Travis May 31, 2005

expiration chug 

when someone drinks milk very quickly on the day of the expiration date
Person a: what happened to that gallon of milk in the refrigerator?

Person b: Oh, I gave it an expiration chug, so it wouldn't go bad.

Person a: Good thinking!