Encrypted 

To describe a person that is confusing or difficult to work out or understand.

If a young gentleman is dating a lady that is playing games or isn't straight forward with him. 'This girl I hooked up with is 'encrypted' bruv!'

Encrypted by Yoshimoshi January 23, 2015

Encrypted Wizard's dick

Does he even have one?

Perosn 1: Have you seen Encrypted Wizard's dick?

Person 2: Nope, where is it? Does he even have one?

Encrypted Wizard's dick by Stupid_Bastard February 17, 2019

emoticon-encrypted 

when your mother sends you a text message containing a string of indecipherable emoticons that make no sense but that she believes actually translate into a complete sentence from the English language or at least an organized thought that most readers can interpret and fully understand, but of course, don't.

You: "Thanks, mom! Love you!" Mom's text reply: "😁😱😜🎁" You reply: "emoticon-encrypted. no fucking clue."

emoticon-encrypted by bluertrains March 17, 2016

Encryption 

An algorithm used to scramble data which makes it unreadable to everyone except the recipient. This is often used by e-commerce sites to secure credit card data. Secure sites use encryption.

The eDonkey p2p program is NOT protected with much encryption.

Encryption by Larstait November 11, 2003

encryptment thesis 

The theory popularized by time-travel researcher Nicholas Meyler, that information from the Future, frequently about disasters, is often embedded or encrypted subtly (see "steganography") into artworks like music, or literature, as possible warnings, to avert damage.

The FBI could have used the encryptment thesis to deduce the September 11 attacks before they happened, but, instead, obstructed justice.

encryptment thesis by Nicholas Meyler April 29, 2003

Rewrite the Encryptions 

South Park's hilarious send-up of bullshit fictional hacking in movies.

Kyle Broflowski can't log onto a message board, but is able to break through the access code by "rewriting the encryptions". He achieves this by typing furiously until the screen reads "Access Granted".

Kyle: Dammit, they've got an access code! I'll rewrite the encryptions!
(types furiously for 5 seconds)
Got it!
(Cartman and Stan look at him incredulously)

Rewrite the Encryptions by Quaff March 23, 2011

timed-release encryption

Encrypt into the future. Encrypt a message so that it will be decrypted only after a predetermined amount of time. It is an area of cryptography.

Timed-release encryption can be used for sealed-bid auctions, so that the bids will open at the end of the auction process.

timed-release encryption by Conanito October 27, 2011