Emphysemo 

A period of intense depression brought upon by persistent and uncontrolled coughing fits.

Man, I'm so tired of being sick. I've got serious emphysemo.

Emphysemo by Supermercado August 12, 2006

Eymphysemen 

choking on semen

I came in her mouth and she came down with Eymphysemen

Eymphysemen by cookiemonsterthefirst March 30, 2015

Emphysemen 

When you have a coughing fit like someone with emphysema after swallowing a load of semen/female ejaculate.

*takes cum in mouth*
*Starts aggressively coughing and wheezing*
"Did you hear about Jane with Johnny last week? Apparently she emphysemened at the end"

Emphysemen by littledeathaddict May 15, 2020

Emphysema Bend

The infamous "bend" to a cigarette; typically used by incoherent white trash and scourges.

The hick handed me a cigarette that was bent in 2 different places, it had the emphysema bend.

Emphysema Bend by brupp December 4, 2017

Emphysemen 

The condition that causes semen to dry up and harden before it exits the penis. It can be contracted as an STD or develop naturally. It can be alleviated by either pouring water into the penis or by removing the shaft and slowly forcing the harder semen out of the end, and reattaching it. There is no cure. The ancient Incas used the substance produced in emphysemen as mortar for their structures.

Marvin contracted emphysemen from a dead hooker on the street corner.

Emphysemen by idot7 June 16, 2021

Emphasemen 

To aspirate on semen. To go to swallow semen and start choking.

I was giving this guy a blow job and he came so hard he gave me emphasemen.

Emphasemen by GlennnJenn September 20, 2021

Emphemotic

An incomprehensible amount of mass

Pronounced (em-fe-mo-tic)

Adjective

The universe around us is very emphemotic

Emphemotic by Sean BS May 30, 2024