Earlius 

Too early

It's earlius for this shit

Earlius by Heavenscent71 May 14, 2017

earlisfree 

The dopest 14 year old on tumblr. Mailny posts OFWGKTA but has some better posts on shit tons.

earlisfree is swagged out.

earlisfree by MrStanizer August 15, 2011

earllusion 

When being in a state of abnormal conciseness, one thinks that one hears noise when in fact, no noise is being made.

Ex 1:
Part of speech- Noun.

Dude: Man the other day I had the craziest earllusion.

Friend: Ah man those are sick!

Ex 2:
Part of speech- Verb

Girl: Like, You know what I mean?
Guy: What? Sorry, I was just earllusioning so bad!

earllusion by 1821525 February 23, 2011

earlish

Adjective. Often used by twitch streamers with sleep schedules more random than a Roscoe Dash banger 2021. Slang for “early”, but the “ish” is added to let you know it isn’t early by normal human being standards.

Streamer: Gang! Boutta hit the gym soon, up earlish for once.

earlish by ClawCliqueKing May 12, 2021

TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience 

A calm yet serious way to say-"FAAFO-fuck around and find out"

Joe told the stranger "You aren't strong enough to take on my friends and I".
Stranger replied " TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience."

TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience by EllisJ September 8, 2021

earlisha 

A very meaningful name. A name that is for a handsome man. Never can trust this person with that name, and will always want to be right. Examples: if you are ever arguing they with proceed to argue about it till you give up on the conversation. Also has a friend that is actually what they say they are but "Earlisha" won't believe them.

Earlisha got mad at me, he won't believe I'm actually getting braces.

earlisha by Smart adam knows it December 1, 2020

earliest pipe 

Morning wood, hard erection in the morning, very common with birds

Yo dude, did you see that birds earliest pipe.

earliest pipe by Plumber Mario February 13, 2018