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Dutch Breakfast

Something which falls just short of excellent, while remaining perfectly adequate. From the fact that the Dutch breakfast of ham, boiled eggs and bread is almost, but not quite, bacon, eggs and a fried slice.
"The 12:45 to London St. Pancras has been cancelled due to engineering works in Latvia. An alternative bus service is being offered. Midland Mainline would like to apologise for this utter Dutch Breakfast"
Dutch Breakfast by Ultrahadeen March 3, 2008

Dutch Breakfast

When one passes wind whilst receiving fellatio under the covers
Goodness gracious me Fleur, that Dutch breakfast was much too much for me. I'm full now.
Dutch Breakfast by BlowJizzy August 11, 2017

Dutch Breakfast

Something which falls just short of the mark, while remaining perfectly adequate. From the fact that the Dutch breakfast of ham, boiled eggs and bread is almost, but not quite, bacon and eggs and a fried slice.
"The 12:45 to London St. Pancras has been cancelled due to engineering works in Latvia. An alternative bus service is being offered. Midland Mainline would like to apologise for this utter Dutch Breakfast."
Dutch Breakfast by Ultrahadeen March 4, 2008

Dutch Breakfast

During sexual intercourse, a woman asserts her rear end into the air, while her partner covered in syrup, opens her anus, and cracks three eggs into her anus.
Steve: i gave your girlfriend a Dutch Breakfast this morning.

Alex: I thought those scrambled eggs tasted funny.

Steve: Well thats what you get when you eat eggs.

Dutch breakfast

This was heard at a party in London some months ago. It's where a girl is smoking a joint whilst a man masturbates and eventually shoots his load over her face.
'I gave her the biggest Dutch Breakfast ever'

Dutch Breakfast

Consuming cannabis while enjoying a cup of coffee in the morning.
It is my day off, so I am going to have a Dutch breakfast.