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dutch apple 

this can be done by anyone as long as it involves two people, u start by inserting the index finger into the bumhole, work in your middle finger and so on with the ring and little finger, then the thumb gets involved, so u have to pyramid your hand to get the thumb in, once in the hand has to be forced past the threshold and once inside a fist is to be made, once your fist is form and turned into uppercut position, this is your apple, then with your other arm wrap it around their waist and pick them up, then thrust them with your apple untill they scream, what makes this dutch is u have a schmoke and a pancake afterwards
dutch apple by harris87 February 22, 2011

Dutch Apple 

To fart in someone's face while they're teabagging you.
He's such a nasty guy. He actually Dutch appled me while I was going down on him!
Dutch Apple by Gdawg15 July 7, 2015

Dutch Apple Pie 

When your doing your bitch from behind, pull out a red shiny apple and donkey punch your bitch, once your bitch is knocked unconscious you fart in her mouth, then throw the rest of the apple at her vagina.
Dude, Alex, i totally Dutch Apple Pied my bitch last night!
Dutch Apple Pie by zak allen January 2, 2010

dutch apple treat 

When you bend a girl into the pile-driver position and put one ball in her ass and the other in her vagina. Then pop them both out.
I could finish the dutch apple treat because one of my balls got stuck.
dutch apple treat by Chris Steezy September 22, 2007

Dutch Apple Crisp 

The act of filling a condom full of apples, Carmel and human feces. Then putting the condom in the freezer for that slight chill.
Judge: "Did you or did you not beat the neighbors dog with a Dutch Apple Crisp?".