Drumper 

An individual that injoys getting intimate with their clothes on with another individual.

A Drumper is also known as "dry humper".

Drumper by Sadsabresfan May 12, 2022

Drumper 

A female garment that is part dress and part jumper however does not fully own either one look outright.
Often found on older women who are trying to cling to youth, people who just can't make a decision about what to wear.
This stunning look can also be complimented with a big belt to clearly define uper and lower drumper sections thought not recommended if the drumper is being used as a cover for unsightly body features.

My, what a lovley drumper you have on today...
Does that drumper come in plastic or pvc?
What is with that fucking drumper?

Drumper by cockstar June 20, 2011

Dumperdick Blues 

A feeling of loss, sorrow, and total emptiness, because without explanation, your partner has denied all access to the dumper.

I’m not sure what’s going on with Amber, but it’s been at least a month since we have had anal sex. I’ve got a case of the Dumperdick Blues, and if I don’t get into that brown nectar soon, it’s going to get worse.

Dumperdick Blues by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019

Thumper Dumper Code Red 

The most feared of the craps possible to take that will completely annihilate your anus and any toilet you are using to the point that there is no point of existing after this shear and unholy beast of a teard.

No one has ever survived the apocolyptic and devastaional strike of the massive and utterly ownageness power of the thumper dumper code red, except for me and I live to tell the tale.

Thumper Dumper Code Red by ThumperDumperCodeRedSurvivor January 21, 2012

drummers

those guys in the back that have what may be the hardest job but get little/no recognition along with the bassist while the guitarists and lead singers take all the credit

1) Drummers are People too
2) Buddy Rich, Tre Cool, and Tommy Aldridge should rule that world
3) Dude1: Who the fuck is the drummer for that band
Dude2: Who fucking cares

drummers by Chode Master God November 22, 2004

drummer 

The meat behind the beat

Drummers keep the band moving

drummer by King Of Yesterday July 14, 2007

Drummers patience 

The patience displayed by a drummer when he/she only gets to play a small percentage of the time in a practice (i.e. fifteen minutes out of four hours) because the melodic instruments can't figure out the chords. This is often confused with 'drummers syndrome', which is when the drummer is blamed for having ADD, but if you read the above discription, ADD is not the case.

Drummers patience is displayed when; the drummer counts off...."1,2,3.." guitarist says, "wait! Is it C to A or.." bassist, "No no, it's C to C sharp..isn't it?" the keyboardist, " NO, it's C for two measures then..." At this point the drummer starts to play on his own, or puts the sticks down and walks away.

Drummers patience by Malliot June 5, 2007