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Drawbridgers 

Drawbridgers are how you refer to the folks that move into an area where you have lived your whole life where there is an economic vitality and quality of life that is what the Drawbridgers moved here for.

But then they start trying to freeze everything in place at the day they moved in so it won't change. The problem is that by freezing it they kill the economic vitality.

The usual first step is to create a "No Growth" iniative to stop additional housing from being built. That is why they are called Drawbridgers, the expression is: "Now that I've move in, we need to raise the Drawbridge and stop all the new people." Sorry dude, but YOU are the new people. I welcomed you, you need to do the same.

Usually the No Growth is so restrictive that you stop new businesses from coming in to replace the older businesses that retire or move out because they can't afford to pay employees enough that they can afford to live here. They can't live here because the housing is so expensive because there is No Growth in housing.

As a result, the house prices keep going up or staying high, employment decreases in the local area, and half of what they came for has been killed for everybody. The rest of what they came for becomes another privledge of the rich.

The loss of economic vitality means higher taxes which means you have to be richer to live here. And the roads & schools go to ruin and the quality of life for everybody goes down.
I'd love to have my kids be able to live here but the Drawbridgers have made that impossible.

I'm moving my company to Oxnard because the Drawbridgers have made it impossible to employ people here.
Drawbridgers by Caltrop Consultants September 29, 2011
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Drawbridge 

the act of tucking your penis up, behind your belt. Usually performed to achieve wood, hide wood, or smack a female in the forehead with.
Sometimes when I am bored at nights I like to drawbridge”

"I drew wood today at work and it wouldn’t go away.
Were people staring at you?
Nope, I drawbridged it so no one was the wiser."

“Denise went to suck my cock the other night and almost fell over because I drawbridged her”
Drawbridge by DBABY09 August 12, 2009

Drawbridge clout

A variation of the clout. Done by pulling back the fingers of your clouting hand with your other hand and then doing a normal clout from this position, in order to exert more force into the clout. Was first tested on an unexpecting victim during a tech lesson.
- Argh, you bastard! Arhhh!
- Why did you drawbridge clout me, you cunt?
Drawbridge clout by Jamie Freeman February 27, 2008

german drawbridge 

When there are two pairs of women, all covered in chocolate, using double headed dildos and you crawl underneath the dildos.
"I did a German drawbridge last night with the hottest girls ever."
"Dude, no you fucking didn't."
german drawbridge by Nah-Man June 13, 2014

Drawbridge 

A sexual act with two males and one female. One male will receive oral while the other will have sex from behind. The man performing sex will grab the back of the woman's head and lift it up and down on the other man's penis like a drawbridge.
To avoid injury it is best not to lower the drawbridge too fast.
Drawbridge by wordasaurus March 24, 2009

Drawbridge 

the sexual act perfromed with two males and two females act is initiated when both males are doing the females "doggy style" face-to-face the act is completed when each male grabs the females hair simultaneously backwards towards his chest causing the females to arch back and slap hands creating a drawbridge effect
They made liz and her friend into a drawbridge last night.
Drawbridge by JoeyBad September 8, 2010

Drawbridge 

n.
Tangled hairs spanning across the buttocks near the rectum, preventing proper excretion until forcibly cleared.
Dude, I tried taking a dump but forgot to clear out my drawbridge first, so my crap totally went everywhere but down.
Drawbridge by Ladderwalker January 26, 2009