Student:Can I not take the final exam and still pass this course?
Teacher: Why would you ask such a ridiculous question?
Student: Last night I broke my nail while running from my neighbors dog! I am very
traumatized by the entire incident!
I have no idea how I can
concentrate on my studies after narrowly escaping the clutches of that furry beast that's called a dog! I'll end up failing the entire year and that will traumatize me even more and maybe even permanently affect my future. I think the right thing to do is let me pass this course without taking the final exams!
Teacher: Your have detention next week on Monday for dramaqueening.