Docuboner

A boner you get while watching a documentary.

A: Did you watch that 30 for 30 documentary made for Alex's birthday?
J: Sure did! It gave me a docuboner for the entire 40 minutes.

Docuboner by Hayward.L January 20, 2015

docbones 

Orthopedics surgeon. One with great skill and knowledge of skeletal anatomy and the repair of bone injuries and deformations.

X: I used to play on the trampoline, but when it broke--it crushed my legs, cracked my spine, and tore my big toe clean off.

Y: What? You don't even limp.

X: Yeah, my docbones fixed me right up, but she couldn't do shit for my trampoline. Reckon I wasn't meant to bounce.

docbones by noriknowitall July 25, 2011

dickboner 

it's not just a boner; it has it's own dick.

-ohhhhhhhhhh my dickboner.
-i have a dickboner.
-ohh ohh my dickboner is throbbing.
-justin has a little dickboner.
-so does jerry.

dickboner by titful o bonerful February 5, 2009

Docunerd 

A person who is excited by and obsessed with watching documentaries.

Her: I cannot get my sister out of the house, she is constantly watching informative films or something.
Him: She has obviously become a docunerd; absorbing information any chance she gets.

Docunerd by ROCHEETOS May 22, 2011

dogboner 

The erection of a dog.

Knick knack paddy whack give a dog a boner. Dogboner.

dogboner by unskinny-bob March 10, 2023

dogboner red

The color of an erect canine phallus.

First used by Sam A. Miller aka Sam O'Nella

"... the flesh peels open to reveal a toothless mouth, dogboner red." ~Sam A. Miller in "Still Lost"

dogboner red by oonir March 7, 2026