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docbones 

Orthopedics surgeon. One with great skill and knowledge of skeletal anatomy and the repair of bone injuries and deformations.
X: I used to play on the trampoline, but when it broke--it crushed my legs, cracked my spine, and tore my big toe clean off.

Y: What? You don't even limp.

X: Yeah, my docbones fixed me right up, but she couldn't do shit for my trampoline. Reckon I wasn't meant to bounce.
docbones by noriknowitall July 25, 2011
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dickboner 

it's not just a boner; it has it's own dick.
-ohhhhhhhhhh my dickboner.
-i have a dickboner.
-ohh ohh my dickboner is throbbing.
-justin has a little dickboner.
-so does jerry.
dickboner by titful o bonerful February 5, 2009

Docunerd 

A person who is excited by and obsessed with watching documentaries.
Her: I cannot get my sister out of the house, she is constantly watching informative films or something.
Him: She has obviously become a docunerd; absorbing information any chance she gets.
Docunerd by ROCHEETOS May 22, 2011

dogboner 

The erection of a dog.
Knick knack paddy whack give a dog a boner. Dogboner.
dogboner by unskinny-bob March 10, 2023

dogboner red

The color of an erect canine phallus.

First used by Sam A. Miller aka Sam O'Nella
"... the flesh peels open to reveal a toothless mouth, dogboner red." ~Sam A. Miller in "Still Lost"
dogboner red by oonir March 7, 2026